Eit Bit Daze
Hello! I'm socially awkward, and it's very nice to meet you. I'm currently a student at UC Berkeley, and my interests include dangerous chemicals and long walks on the beach. Oh, and my name's Johnathan.
What's on your mind?
When he sloughed off the mortal coil, Humphrey Bogart laid a curse on the fedora, that no man behatted such will ever have carnal knowledge of a woman.